Glamour ~ Self Portrait Tuesday

I can always read people by the look in their eyes. Their mouth can be smiling, but their eyes say what's really going on...and that was my frustration in trying to take a "glamour" picture for today. The day was rushed with doctors appointments and the funny thing about seeing a variety of doctors, is that they each have their own ideas about what you need to be doing. One doctor puts you on a medicine and the next wants you off of it. (No details necessary, I'm sure you can understand how frustrating it all is.....they all think they're God.)
So, I'm home after all that and trying to look glamorous for a self portrait (: $) I was tired, frustrated and lacking in creativity. Threw on the blue velvet shirt and said, "Try and look sexy Darlene, look at the camera like you love it, make the camera want you Darlene, make it want you now!" (if you didn't read that with an Italian accent, you need to read it again, because that's the voice that my brain was using at this moment) Absolutely hopeless, it didn't matter what I did with the rest of my body, my eyes said, "tired...we're tired and hungry and we want to take a nap." (if you didn't read that with a really whiney voice blah blah blah)

Here is my glamour....or the best I could do for glam today, now if the topic was "Sneer" I would of had it, hands down! :D Hope you all had better luck than I did.

I found this one left in my camera.
Not more glamorous, just not as scary.